Here it is, the complete list of Kevin and Benedict’s 2018 predictions. Play along with us as we see who gets the most points throughout 2018, a year that hopefully won’t suck as hard or as long as 2017.
Political predictions (5)
- Trump will remain in office through the end of 2018
- Democrats win a majority in the house
- Trump pulls the U.S. completely out of the Iran nuclear deal
- Mike Pence reveals he’s gay and is immediately impeached
- Donald Trump attacks North Korea
- Saudi Arabia and Iran move from proxy to all out war
- Democrats win two more Senate seat, making it 51-49
- Democrats win more votes than the Republicans but don’t take the House because of gerrymandering
- Keith Ellison will win election in the vacated Franken seat
- Some kind of DREAMERs legislation will be passed
General Predictions (6)
- Trump will continue to be a horrible human being
- San Jose Sharks win the Stanley Cup
- Donald Trump condemns our podcast by name as fake news
- We reach our goal of $400 a month from our patrons
- Benedict gets deported
- Republicans start a program handing out bootstraps and screaming at people to pull themselves up by them
- Jeff Flake will continue to live up to his name for the rest of his tenure
- Brexit fades into insignificance
- We will get our first podcast advertiser
- Way more sexual abuse allegations will surface – three household names
- Catalonia attempts to secede from Spain
- The Rock announces he will run for President
Kevin: 1. Aretha Franklin, 2. John McCain, 3. Gwyneth Paltrow puts something weird in her vagina and dies.
Benedict: 1. Henry Kissinger 2. Billy Graham 3. Mel Gibson- going to have an anti-semitic rant so hard he pops a vein in his neck and explodes/throws a phone so hard against the wall, it rebounds, hitting in the temple and killing him.
Long Shots (2)
- Peace in the Middle East will be achieved because everyone in the region will become obsessed with candy crush and not have time to fight.
- A Bank error in our favor causes the U.S. to collect 500 dollars, ut Donald Trump goes directly to jail
- An asteroid hits earth, ending all of our horrible horrible misery